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BLOSSOM & BLADE
Self Pleasure & Somatic Alchemy
A 13-week eco-somatic sex coaching programme for deep-feeling women ready to embody their full erotic potential.
Are you ready to make magic with your body?
Application-based, with limited spots to keep the container intimate.
Blossom & Blade
is an online group journey into:
Self pleasure
Somatic sexology
Embodied trust
Emotional alchemy
Nature communion
Ritual practice
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For the woman who has done years of therapeutic, spiritual & transformational work, but can feel her body still holding the old scripts.
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This is a space to meet what lives beneath old patterns of shame, numbness, performance, people pleasingÂ
and the belief that your body is something to fix, perfect, override or silence.
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Slowly.
Somatically.
With radical honesty and devotion.
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“Lifechanging, sexchanging, bodychanging, mindchanging.” - Luisa
IS THIS YOU?
You’re a sensitive soul and someone
who believes in magic.
You’ve spent years meditating, manifesting, mind mapping, healing your childhood wounds,
and digging deep into your attachment patterns & conditioning.
You’re committed to living life to the fullest.
But something is missing.
When it comes to sex, intimacy, pleasure and relationships, something in your body still pulls you back into old stories of “not enough” or “too much.ˮ
You freeze when you want to open.
You please when you want to scream.
You perform when you want to feel.
You go numb when you long to receive.
You understand so much of it. You can name the pattern, see the wound, explain the trauma response.
But the old scripts don’t only live in your thoughts.
They live in your tissues, your breath, your pelvis, your throat, your belly, your yes, your no and the places that learned to contract and hide long before you had words for why.
You’re intrigued by
multiple orgasms, sex magick and hours of ecstatic lovemaking
– and you sense a little tingle in your body of what’s possible.Â
But underneath the yearning for cosmic sex and full-bodied pleasure, there is something much more grounded calling you.Â
A longing to feel at home in your body, to trust your desires, to stop abandoning yourself in intimacy and to feel confident, alive and juicy in your erotic expression.
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You know you’re here to feel deeply. All of it.Â
So that little voice inside of you continues to whisper:Â
“There’s gotta be more than this.”
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More pleasure. More fulfillment. More magic.
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And some part of you knows that this time, the way in is not through knowing more or trying harder. Â
It is through the darkness of your body.Â
You’re no stranger to the cycles of transformationÂ
- you feel that your skin’s gotten too tight.Â
A new version of you is waiting to blossom.
And the woman waiting underneath isn’t some perfectly healed spiritual poster girl or Tantric Goddess.
She is much more real than that.
A woman who rests in the fullness of her heart, the power of her spine and the radiance of her pussy, breasts and womb.
She’s juicy, alive and free.Â
Not because she has transcended her humanness, but because she has stopped exiling the parts of herself that make her whole.
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Her voice is clear, her eyes are bright and her energy is effervescent.
You can’t take your eyes off her - she’s a walking paradox.
Mother and Whore. Dark and Light. Maiden and Crone.
Orgasmic and holy. Feral and tender.
She is soft enough to open and sharp enough to discern what no longer nourishes her.
Her body vibrates and overflows - everything about her is magnetic.
You feel her coming closer.
You know that committing to her -to you- will change absolutely everything.
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Testimonials
"Luzi is a master of space holding. Her raw, unfiltered commitment to herself and this practise informs the trust she cultivates with ease and thus the depth she permits in the container. Her expertise shines like a diamond through the grit and mud of her life experience, bringing humour and lightness to the darkest cracks. If you wanna touch
God, say yes!"
HOLLY
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Come home to your erotic nature.
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Blossom & Blade is a 13-week eco-somatic sex coaching programmeÂ
created to support women into more nuanced embodiment, energetic clarity, emotional flow and sexual fulfillment.
Intimate, mystical, practical and body-led,Â
this is a space to cultivate inner radiance, take aligned action from intuitive wisdom and create a life rooted in love, sovereignty, pleasure, and magic.
This is not a course you consume. It is a practice you enter –
through your body, through ritual, and through your relationship with the living world.
The 5 elements of earth, water, fire, air and aether are the real teachersÂ
who will be guiding us through this journey. Not as concepts to understand, but as powers to meet, embody and work with.
The work does not stay inside a screen.Â
It lands in your body, touches the soil, and becomes part of how you listen, relate, feel and move through your life day by day.
Self Pleasure
is shadow work
The depth of your pleasure depends on how intimate you can be with yourself.
On how deeply you can let yourself feel.
Pleasure is not about “feeling good” on the surface. It’s about making friends with the shadows, holding the most tender parts of yourself and inviting them home - into the warm embrace of your body.
Self Pleasure isn’t glamorous. It’s snake medicine. It asks you to transform, shed your skin, die to old versions of yourself, grieve your losses and rebirth yourself into a new way of being. A way of being in your body that is authentic to you.
Deeply connected to your sex, voice and truth.
Alive. Ecstatic. Free.
And because this work touches the places where we have felt rushed, shamed or invisible, we move slowly. We build safety before intensity. We practise choice before surrender. We allow space for your fear, resistance and numbness.
“Words fall short of what the course has offered me.
I found beautiful, light, dark, stunning, shocking corners of my body- and I’m able to love myself more fully.
Of course, enjoying more sexual pleasure is an added bonus - but it’s so much more.
I am remembering my aliveness in ways that I had forgotten. Everyone needs this!”
Katie
Self Pleasure is the art of making love to life.
This journey is for you if…
- You want to make love. To yourself. To others. To life. No more mediocre sex. You want deep intimacy, connection and magic.
- You want to cultivate inner union, become your own best lover and the love of your life, so you can meet your partner from fullness instead of lack. To stay rooted in yourself instead of losing yourself in relationships.
- You want to explore solo and partnered erotic trance states, learn practices to open to full-body and energetic orgasms, and the magic of your body’s tissues through the wise oracle of your belly, breasts, anus, mouth, vulva, cervix and womb.
- You are a Yes to regular embodied practice and understand that transformation requires both discipline and surrender.
- You are ready to challenge every belief you currently hold about your sexuality, including “I’m not in the mood”, “it’s not safe to be a sexual woman” or “my body doesn’t work that way.”
- You know this is not a quick fix or surface-level course where you simply “trust the process” and expect someone else to does the work for you.
- You are willing to lean in, dedicate your time and show up for yourself the whole way through.
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This journey is not for you if…
- You’re looking for a sexual performance method, a quick orgasm hack or a step-by-step formula that tells your body how it should open.Â
- You want the fantasy of transformation without the practice, patience and self-responsibility it asks of you.
- You’re not willing to make space for regular home practice, honest self-inquiry and the slow, sometimes confronting work of meeting what your body has been holding.
- You’re currently in acute crisis or need therapeutic, medical or 1:1 trauma support which this group programme cannot provide.Â
- You want a space that bypasses discomfort in the name of “love and light.” The way of Blossom & Blade is through the darkness.
- You want your life to stay exactly as it is. This is your disclaimer that this work has the potential to ripple into every aspect of your life. Your relationships. Your purpose. The way you relate to money. It requires you to drop the masks you’re hiding behind and the armour that keeps you safe. To release identities and habits which are no longer aligned with the truth of who you are becoming.
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Application-based, with limited spots to keep the container intimate.
Apply for Blossom & BladeMEET your facilitator
I’m Luzi,
Witch, Somatic Sexologist, Facilitator and Erotic Artist.
What brought me here was a desperate longing to move beyond the pain, depression and disconnection that had shaped much of my life. For years, I searched for something – anything – that would bring me a sense of peace. I travelled the world to study with spiritual teachers, medicines and modalities and dug into my trauma, beliefs and consciousness from every angle.Â
Healing became my full-time job. But no matter how much I understood, my body wasn’t catching up. I felt so far away from myself.
When I found Self Pleasure, it felt like discovering the world’s best kept secret. Not because it fixed me, but because it brought me home. My body took me to the place I had longed to return to my entire life.Â
So I decided to do a radical experiment. I practised Self Pleasure every day for 120 days. What followed this commitment was beyond my wildest dreams - my life started changing so rapidly that I could barely keep up.Â
Bit by bit, I stripped myself naked - of conventions & expectations, of should’s & norms. My life fell apart. And with every bit that collapsed & turned to dust, I began to feel a little more free.
It’s been almost 6 years since starting a regular Self Pleasure practice burned my life to ashes so I could grow my beautifully unique & abundant garden in juicy and fertile soil.
I couldn’t have “manifested” this because I didn’t think it was possible. Not a day goes by when I don’t feel in awe of where this work has taken me.
There’s a reason why I put a disclaimer on Blossom & Blade.
This work is slow & subtle - and it goes deeper than any other medicine I know.
Over the last years, I’ve welcomed over 5,000 people into my online offerings and held 50+ retreats & events devoted to somatic magic, pleasure and erotic aliveness.
Blossom & Blade is a unique modality which I received in meditation during a Vision Quest on top of a mountain in Austria. And while I’ve studied Somatic Sexology, my main inspiration for this body of work have been the 100s of hours of my own pleasure practice and my intimate connection with nature. Â
Working with the land, elements and spirits continues to deepen and refine my craft and teaches me the art of truly listening to the body and coming back into coherence with all of life. This is what I wish for every woman who chooses to work with me.Â
MEET THE GUEST SPEAKERS
Blossom & Blade is held by Luzi and enriched by a web of guest teachers and experts.
Each one has been selected for their skill and mastery across sexuality, somatics, spirituality, psychology and creativity.
This matters because your eroticism is not one-dimensional.
Your body is anatomy and ancestry, nervous system and mystery, tissue and memory, flesh and spirit.
The guest teachers bring decades of knowledge and lived experience into their areas of expertise.
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Testimonials
"Luzi is a master of space holding. Her raw, unfiltered commitment to herself and this practise informs the trust she cultivates with ease and thus the depth she permits in the container. Her expertise shines like a diamond through the grit and mud of her life experience, bringing humour and lightness to the darkest cracks. If you wanna touch
God, say yes!"
HOLLY
Blossom & bladeÂ
includes:
- A 13-week eco-somatic sex coaching programme
- 100% online and accessible from wherever you are
- Weekly live coaching and ritual calls with Luzi
- Guided Self Pleasure Rituals
- Somatic and ritual practices for nervous system repatterning, emotional alchemy, integrative embodiment, earth magic, and authentic eroticism
- Guest teacher sessions with experts in pelvic tissue health, womb healing, sex magic, erotic hypnosis, embodied consent, nervous system resilience and vocal alchemy
- Online learning portal with video teachings, guided audios, workbooks, home practices and masterclass recordings
- Unlimited message and coaching support during the entire programmeÂ
- Private community platform for sharing, reflection and integration
- One bonus month in the post-graduate community after completion
- Lifetime access to teaching library and guided practices
- A deep, intimate, practice-based journey into your body, pleasure, sexuality and erotic aliveness with a coven of body witches.
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Application-based, with limited spots to keep the container intimate.
Apply for Blossom & Blade
FAQ
Still got some questions?
Will I need to break up with my vibrator when I join?
I have experienced sexual trauma, is this course for me?
Will the calls be recorded?
What time will the live calls be?
How often do I need to practice?
What is the time commitment for the course?
Can I join the course if I can't make all of the live calls?
I speak English and German - can I switch between groups?
If I join the German group, will I need to understand English?
I am queer - is this space for me?
How much is the programme?
Can I get a discount or scholarship?
YOUR BODY IS AN ALTAR OF LOVE AND DEVOTION.
Learning the Art of Self Pleasure is learning to f*ck yourself
to God.Â
It’s a practice of making love to life.Â
Of remembering your divinity through every atom of your
flesh, blood and bones.Â
YOU are what you are looking for.
 Love is right here.
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Are you ready to take a holy and psychedelic trip into your body?
Come and fall madly in love with yourself.
Blossom & BladeÂ
Testimonials
"Luzi is a master of space holding. Her raw, unfiltered commitment to herself and this practise informs the trust she cultivates with ease and thus the depth she permits in the container. Her expertise shines like a diamond through the grit and mud of her life experience, bringing humour and lightness to the darkest cracks. If you wanna touch
God, say yes!"
HOLLY